~BrimstoneBat

I found one of these floating around, just occupying my oh-so-bored time. Feel free to steal and use if you're as useless as I am at the moment.

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Pick 7 of your characters and assign them a number in no particular order.

Number One: Laurence M. Black
Number Two: Erling
Number Three: Cur
Number Four: Lucas
Number Five: Faustus
Number Six: Tara
Number Seven: Terripatter

-What do you do with them?

I write about them, draw them, build them up and destroy them. What else would I do?

-Do you feel close to them?

I guess. I mean they're just personified aspects of my own personality when you look at their framework.

-Do you believe they're real?

...Seriously? Like do I think I'm some sort of "Stranger than Fiction" demi-god with the power to control real people?

-Are any of them dating each other?

Sure.

-Have any of them ever been killed?

A few. Or a lot. I don't know--yes.

-Have you drawn them?

All of 'em.

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About number one. (Laurence)

-What do they do for a living?

He's an illegal interdimensional researcher.

-What do they dress like?

Average. Shirts. Pants. Underwear.

-Who is their best friend?

I guess Zeekial, his research partner.

-How would they respond to abuse?

He bottles it up, he has a semi self-hating personality. Not in an emo 'no one knows my pain' way, in a low self esteem way.

-Do they have any nicknames?

Laur, Magpie.

-Are they seeing anyone? Married?

He was, not anymore. Probably not ever again for as long as the series he's a part of runs.

-What species are they?

A shapeshifter...sort of. It's more like a werewolf, but he can control transformations as will and retain coherency. Plus the end result isn't a wolf.

-Do they eat meat?

Sometimes.

-What kind of accent do they have?

That's complicated. He speaks under an inter-realm translation spell, so his accent is your accent. It's dependant on who's listening to him. In reality he's speaking his native tongue with his native accent, but with the translator active there's no way to tell.

-Are they a virgin?

No.

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About number two. (Erling)

-What's their middle name?

He only bother to think of one name for himself. He doesn't know his name among the living.

-How old are they?

Roughly seventy.

-What's their favorite hobby?

He doesn't have time for hobbies, but he enjoys mindless destruction. Breaking things he doesn't have to, being generally violent.

-What's their sexuality?

Apparently it's debatable. But heterosexual really.

-Any special powers?

He has a demon's eyes in his skull. So that's a nifty trait. They have advantages.

-What religion are they?

None.

-Do they get ridiculed?

Sure.

-What species are they?

A human soul.

-Who are their friends?

Cricket, a fellow disembodied soul, and eventually Faustus, a soul stuck on earth.

-Have they ever wanted to kill someone?

He has, several times, but it usually doesn't count for much since he usually ends up meeting them again.

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About number three. (Cur)

-What color is their hair?

Dirt brown.

-What is their ethnicity?

Several, she's a genetic mutant.

-What is their favorite food?

Anything that fits in her mouth.

-Do they have a nice singing voice?

No. Her voice is grating.

-Have they ever hurt someone?

Lost of folks.

-Are they a virgin?

Yes, but her sexuality is completely moot.

-Are they single?

Yes.

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About number four. (Lucas)

-Are they male or female?

Male.

-What is their favorite color?

I don't know? Let's say blue.

-Who is their worst enemy?

The vampire lord Damio who's hellbent on sacrificing him to save his own species from sin, or something of the such.

-What sort of clothes do they wear?

Whatever he can get his hands on.

-Where are they from?

The Redd Realm. The origins of his species are all mysterious n'shit though.

-Are they in a relationship?

Eventually.

-What would they do if they were held at gunpoint?

Probably fly away.

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About number five. (Faustus)

-Are they magic in any way?

No, I guess not. I mean I guess he's immortal, being a soul and all.

-What religion are they?

None. What's with this question?

-Do they have any kids?

No.

-Has anyone close to them ever died?

Probably, but he wouldn't remember it having happened in life.

-If they were an animal, what would they be?

Probably a shy dog or something. Loyal but meek.

-What sort of TV programs do they like?

He doesn't watch T.V. It didn't exist when he died.

-What is their fondest memory?

Mundane, boring things I'm sure. Nothing especially...special.

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About number six. (Tara)

-What number would represent them?

That's too weird of a question. Let's say one, because it's the lonliest number that you'll ever see.

-Where are they from?

Seattle Washington, USA

-Do they consider themselves pretty?

Sure, average.

-How often do they sleep?

Every night. Usually.

-Do they daydream?

Not really. She's all seriousousnessess.

-What is their sexuality?

Heterosexual.

-Do they have any hobbies?

She smokes. A lot. At forty she'll look eighty and have a voice like Michael Clarke Duncan.

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About number seven. (Terripatter)

-Do they like being outdoors?

He lives primarily outdoors.

-What's their personality like?

Ostentatious, chatty, wise, caring, voracious.

-Do they hate anyone?

No.

-Do they have a crush? Who?

He has a crush on life. Yeah, he's that gay.

-Are they intelligent?

Painfully so.

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You (Me)

-Do you like to roleplay?

In almost all forms but LARP. Seriously, that crap scares me. Oh, and not tabletop either. Booooring.

-Write?

Constantly.

-What's your religion?

Okay, I have to say that this is an incredibly stupid question. The question is NOT "what religion are you?", that's like asking "what kind of pickle do you like?". Maybe you don't like pickles to begin with. The question is, "Do you practice a religion? If so, which one?" And my answer is no. I don't subscribe to a made up system of rules created to scare and/or bribe someone into having good morals.

-What's chur name?

You know who I am. *shifty eyes*

-How the heck are you?

Can't complain.